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Jude Klinger's avatar

Moral: Invest in better locks. And maybe a dog? Although when a guy broke into my apartment, I woke up to him petting my dog and telling me he liked him. I hear geese are good for warning you of intruders.

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Ariane Goodwin's avatar

Ah, yes, Lizard brain speaks German. Wonder what language the kidney speaks… or our right elbow?

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